O Deer ~ Greg J

"The Lord God is my strength. He makes me like a deer that does not stumble, so I can walk on the steep mountains." - Habakkuk 3:19

"Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" - Robert L. May

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1. Did you hear that Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer never went to school?
2. What kind of deer does Santa use to keep him from forgetting things?
3. What do I have when my deer's eyes fall out?
4. You may have learned this in Mathematics class. What do you call a leftover deer?
5. In History class, did you hear about the king who conquered the east with his faithful deer?
6. What do you call a deer that tells the same old joke again and again and again?
7. Santa has reindeer pull his sleigh. What do you call the first deer? No, it's not Rudolph or Dasher or any of those names.
8. What do you call the last deer?
9. How does Santa check his spelling and grammar?
10. What do you call a deer that has nothing to do but sit on the line between Maryland and Pennsylvania?
11. To spot the most deer, in what kind of tree do you want to sit?
12. What two kinds of deer do you need on a baseball team?
13. What do you call a little deer that tells jokes?
14. What do you call a deer that breaks into your jar of Christmas cookies?
15. What do you call a deer that keeps all her old Christmas wrapping paper?
16. What do you call a deer that's getting grey hair?
17. You soldiers, what do you call a ranking deer?
18. What do you call a deer with money?
19. What's the name of Harry Potter's deer?
20. Walmart will let you exchange all your Christmas presents in the store, except deer must be exchanged in the parking lot. Why?
    

 

1. He was elf-taught!
2. A Remind Deer
3. (shrug) I have no-eye deer!
4. A Remain Deer
5. Yep, that was Alex, and Deer the Great.
6. A Repeat-Often Deer
7. The first deer obviously is the Lead Deer.
8. The End Deer.
9. He uses a Proofread Deer.
10. A Bored Deer.
11. A see-deer tree.
12. Infield Deer and Outfield Deer
13. A kid deer
14. An intrude deer
15. A hoard deer
16. Old Deer
17. Sir, Command Deer, sir!
18. A Spend Deer, possibly a Lend Deer.
19. Juan. "Ay, fetch me my Juan Deer."
20.There are laws against Inside Deer Trading!

During our recent caroling at Powhatan Nursing Home, the residents and visitors endeered some of the above. Except for the people who does'd off. Where did I get this Bambi banter? From a Joke Buck. OK, that's all. I am fawnished.